PASSHOLE STARTER KIT

Talk the talk and wear the wares of an evangelical passhole with this starter kit that contains:

• Grift of God - a book of evangelical sermon mad-libs

• One pair of clear large lens aviator glasses (frame colors vary and are chosen by the Holy Spirit)

• Seven passhole appropriate temporary tattoos

• One silicone wedding ring (ONE SIZE FITS ALL - just like an evangelical marriage - if it doesn't fit you, the problem is you)